Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
People Who Love Peepholes (2011)
Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt
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Quotes
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Walden Schmidt : I've known Bridget since high school.
Alan Harper : Mhm. High school sweethearts. When I was in high school, I was dating the poster of Molly Ringwald.
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Walden Schmidt : Hey, Bridge, it's me again. What is the name of that shampoo I use that doesn't sting my eyes?
[pauses]
Walden Schmidt : Baby shampoo?
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Walden Schmidt : Alan.
Alan Harper : Yeah.
Walden Schmidt : Why are you lying on top of me?
Alan Harper : 'Cause didn't wanna be on the bottom?
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Alan Harper : Why don't we stop and have a drink.
Walden Schmidt : Drinking is not the answer.
Alan Harper : No, stopping is the answer!
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Alan Harper : I still have a buzzing in my ears!
Walden Schmidt : I can't hear you, I have a buzzing in my ears!