Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Lobsterfest (2011)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest.

  Gene : What?

  Louise : We're like Jews on Christmas.

  Gene : Or Jews for Jesus on Hannukah.

  Teddy : Or me at a lesbian bar. I went to a lesbian bar last night, Bob. It was like I was invisible.

• Tina : I'm compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the Earth.

  Gene : Here, let me see that. Gay, gay, mythical creature, gay mythical creature, in your dreams...

• Linda : You kids stay down in the basement.

  Tina : I already designated a corner for our bathroom. Right there, where I went.

  Gene : And I designated that corner there. We have two bathrooms.

• Bob : This guy is unbelievable. Stop pimping for Lobsterfest!

  Gene : ...and start primping for Lobsterfest.

  [Primps] 

  Louise : Looking very primpy.

• Gene : Let's release the lobster back to the supermarket from whence he came.

• Gene : So how do we go about this looting thing exactly?

  Louise : It's easy. We just take anything that's not nailed down.

  Gene : Like this brick?

  Louise : Sure.

  Gene : Free brick!