Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Lobsterfest (2011)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest.

  Gene : What?

  Louise : We're like Jews on Christmas.

  Gene : Or Jews for Jesus on Hannukah.

  Teddy : Or me at a lesbian bar. I went to a lesbian bar last night, Bob. It was like I was invisible.

• Tina : I think he's having an allergic reaction. We should do something.

  Louise : Let's sit on him and see if he pops.

• Bob : This guy is unbelievable. Stop pimping for Lobsterfest!

  Gene : ...and start primping for Lobsterfest.

  [Primps] 

  Louise : Looking very primpy.

• Gene : So how do we go about this looting thing exactly?

  Louise : It's easy. We just take anything that's not nailed down.

  Gene : Like this brick?

  Louise : Sure.

  Gene : Free brick!

• Tina : I don't know. Eating lobster? It goes against everything we were taught to believe.

  Louise : It's not against everything, but it's start.