Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Weekend at Mort's (2011)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

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Quotes 

• Louise : Wash your hairpiece, Mort. You're going on a date!

• Louise : Babysitting doesn't come from here.

  [Points at Tina's head] 

  Louise : It comes from here.

  [Points at Tina's heart] 

  Tina : My boob?

  Louise : [sigh]  Yes, your boob. What is your boob telling you?

  Tina : I don't know.

  Louise : [Throws voice]  Explore the morgue.

  Tina : Explore the morgue?

  Louise : Yes!

• Louise : [Holding a spoon full of mold]  Gene, if you eat this, I'll give you...

  [Gene eats it] 

  Tina : Whoa!

  Gene : Mmmm. Gorgonzola.

• Mort : Who wants to help me glue a wig on a cadaver?

  Louise : Yes! Finally!

• Bob : We're staying at a motel.

  Louise : Yeah, we're gonna tear at the minibar.

  Gene : We're going on a bender.

  Bob : No, we're not!

  Gene : Yes we are! I'm gonna drink some Bailey's and unwind.