Dexter (TV Series)

Smokey and the Bandit (2011)

Michael C. Hall: Dexter Morgan

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Quotes 

• Jamie Batista : How about, we wind up the Kentucky Derby, and we focus on breakfast. Yummy, okay?

  Harrison Morgan : No.

  Jamie Batista : No, Harrison!

  Harrison Morgan : Mine! Horsey mine!

  Dexter Morgan : [narrating]  When you're Harrison's age, everything is important. Everything has meaning. Even a piece of molded plastic.

• [last lines] 

  Dexter Morgan : [narrating]  We all want life to have some meaning. Seems like the older we get, the harder we look for it. And the harder it is to find. And some of us just look in the wrong place. But if our lives don't have meaning, what can we leave behind for those we care about?

  Dexter Morgan : Walter Kenney wanted to pass on the ugliness that his life had become. What will I pass on?

  [fumbles and drops his blood slide collection] 

  Dexter Morgan : I don't know which slide goes where. Who's who. There's no order any more.

• Walter Kenney : Worst mistake I ever made was moving down to this piss bucket corner of the country.

  Dexter Morgan : How bad can it be? It's the Sunshine State.

  Walter Kenney : The only sunshine around here is what they blow up your ass. The rest is mosquitoes, humidity, and people that don't speak English.

• Dexter Morgan : [thinking while strolling through retirement village]  They say old age is like a second childhood. There are primary colors. Tricycles. And ball-chasing. I barely made it through my first childhood. I guess no one makes it through the second.

• Debra Morgan : I've been through God knows how many briefings. Why am I so fucking nervous?

  Dexter Morgan : Because everyone will be looking to see if you know what you're doing.

  Debra Morgan : Do me a favor. When you get back to your desk, look up the word rhetorical.

• Walter Kenney : Here's my prescription. Just pick it up for me, will you?

  Dexter Morgan : Sure.

  Walter Kenney : Hey, hey, hey!

  Walter Kenney : And a six-pack of beer from the liquor store, and the latest Teen Ass, Nipple Parade, and Spanked!

  Dexter Morgan : Teen Ass, Nipple Parade, and Spanked. - Can this really be the man who inspired me to keep a scrapbook?