Zombie Apocalypse (2011 TV Movie)

Eddie Steeples: Billy

Quotes 

• Ramona : Okay look, we don't really know what's going on. We had this radio and it died, and we couldn't get Kevin's truck started.

  Mack : Those were the EMPs, they're like high altitude nukes, they took out all electronics, cars, planes, trains, everything. They were supposed to contain the plague carriers.

  Billy : Yeah well that didn't work out so well. Oh man.

  Mack : Cities keep burning, and there's nothing we can do about it.

  Henry : You'll get used to it.

• Billy : Why don't we take bikes? It's easier than walking, right?

  Mack : No, it'll just make you a target for the runners.

  Julien : Yeah, makes it difficult to grab your weapons, can't really hear them coming, been there before, not doing that again.

• Cassie : [about a staggering zombie]  It's a shambler, maybe a onesie.

  Billy : Why don't you just kill it?

  Mack : Best to avoid the slow ones. Killing them makes noise, noise attracts more undead.

• Billy : What about using flamethrowers?

  Mack : Okay, so you're fighting a zombie and you hit it with a flamethrower. Now what?

  Billy : Now it's dead.

  Julien : Now you're being attacked by a *flaming* zombie. Burners as we call the trade.

  Billy : Well, yeah, but eventually...

  Henry : Severe head trauma removes the need for 'eventually'.

• Billy : [raiding a sporting good store]  Should we look for food?

  Julien : Why? We got all the food in the world. Literally.

  Mack : Yeah, we need some sturdy boots for you, something to cover your arms and legs.

  Julien : Yeah, look for something made out of hard plastic.

  Mack : Yeah, none of that soft stuff, zombies can chew right through that.

  Julien : Yeah, make sure it's kind of light. The heavier it is, the more you sweat.

• Billy : More record keeping?

  Julien : [writing in his journal]  Yep.

  Billy : Who do you think is going to read that?

  Julien : Well, on a good day, I think it'll be my kids, which I currently have none by the way.

  Ramona : And on a bad day?

  Julien : I figure it'd be the guy who finds my body.

  Ramona : It's awful.

  Julien : At least there'd be somebody left to *find* my body, right?