- Valkyrie: [confronting Lorelei] Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
- Linkara: [as Valkyrie] And that girl's name was Bella Swan!
- Captain America: [responding to Sabretooth telling him to "SUCK IT!"] Using language like that is what's tearing apart the moral fabric of this country.
- Linkara: Remember, kids, don't say naughty words like "suck". It's tearing our country apart! That's why, today, I'm gonna say "This comic blows" instead.