- [one of the vampires is named Sunset Sam]
- Linkara: I will not drink it at sunset. I will not drink it on a leaflet. I will not drink blood, Sam I Am. Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with Pam.
- Linkara: Let this comic be an object lesson for first issues: there's a bad comic, and then there's "so bored your ass will start to hurt".