Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)

JLA: Act of God - Part 3 (2010)

Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Dr. Linksano

Quotes 

• [opening lines] 

  Linkara : I can't believe I'm still talking about this dumbass mini-series! Previously on the "Act of God" review, an unexplained event removed superpowers from every person in the planet along with their brains. Kyle Rayner forgets how showers work, Clark and Lois separate and he goes to Diana who's on Wall Street instead of trying to help people, and four former heroes decide to beg Batman to help them, kissing his ass because Doug Moench doesn't know how any other superhero works except Batman! So let's dig into "Batman: Act of God, Part 3", starring Batman.

• Martian Manhunter : [describing himself]  J'onn J'onzz, formerly Martian Manhunter, now "The Green Man".

  Linkara : Took you all day to come up with that one, eh, J'onny?

• Linkara : The Joker, Captain Cold and the Cyborg Superman storm into a penthouse, where Rex Mason, the Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are all staying. But how did they find them? Why, it turns out that Booster had called the newspaper and revealed who he was, expecting money-making offers to come in. Oh, for the love of... People, go out and buy "Showcase Presents: Booster Gold"! He is not this stupid and sure as hell is better than this crap!

• Aquaman : Arthur, formerly Aquaman, now the Hand...

  Linkara : [as Aquaman]  As in, "Talk to the...".

• Linkara : [appalled by Aquaman now calling himself "The Hand"]  You are the freaking ruler of all the oceans! You own most of the Earth! You can summons Krakens and all manner of deadly sea creatures... and now, you're "The Hand"? DOUG MOENCH, READ A FRIGGING BOOK!

• Linkara : Princess Diana of the Amazons is in a Catholic church and *praying*. That's right, Wonder Woman is praying to the Christian God, despite her ENTIRE FREAKIN' ORIGIN *and* the fact that she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon. You know, this comic is actually quite the argument that for *Satan's* existence!

• Linkara : [holding up a wrapped bottle of alcohol]  Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health.

• Wonder Woman : All my prayers have gone unanswered... and any "lesson" to be learned feels more and more like a cruel joke...

  Linkara : If there is a joke here, it's on me.

• The Flash : Wally West, formerly the Flash, now "Red Devil" - martial arts, fearless abandon...

  Linkara : How in the hell is "fearless abandon" a good trait? That's like saying, "It's a useful trait that I'm not afraid of diving headfirst into thirty guys wielding machine guns without any kind of protection." But then again, given how moronic everybody is acting...

• Linkara : Despite sleeping in alleyways for over a week and drinking himself silly, Clark is still sporting a pretty thick muscular structure.