Community (TV Series)
For a Few Paintballs More (2011)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : We just took down a professional paintball assassin.
Dean Pelton : A professional? Aah! That doesn't make sense. Why would someone who gets paid to do things be at Greendale?
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Troy Barnes : This is why we have to agree, right now, that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale.
[People disagree]
Troy Barnes : To repair the damage and save our school. Abed, tell them.
Abed Nadir : Whatever. I ain't in it for your revolution. I'm in it for me.
Troy Barnes : Wait, Abed, this was your idea.
Abed Nadir : But I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role before Jeff slouches into it. Star-Burns, I need that vest.
Star-Burns : Pfft. Oh, yeah, right.
Abed Nadir : Give me the vest, laser breath, before our conversation gets nasty.
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Troy Barnes : I had a dream it would end this way.
[the camera cuts to a group of City College soldiers who all fire at Troy]
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Jeff Winger : Do you happen to have a better plan?
Troy Barnes : I do happen, Jeff. I happen *very* much.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Just came back for my day planner. Pretend I'm not even here. You guys are great at that.
Britta Perry : Come on, Pierce. We all know there is no day planner.
Pierce Hawthorne : Here it is. Now, if you'll excuse me, it appears I'm running late to drink a bottle of wine in my bathing suit.
Jeff Winger : Pierce, wait.
[Pierce clears throat]
Pierce Hawthorne : You know, I've been coming to this school for 12 years? I've never been friends with anyone here more than a semester. Probably for the same reason I've been married seven times.
[soft chuckle]
Pierce Hawthorne : I guess I assume, eventually, I'll be rejected. So I, you know, test people, push them, until they prove me right. It's a sickness. I admit it. But this place has always accepted me, sickness and all. This place accepted all of you, sickness and all. It's worth thinking about.
Jeff Winger : Um, I think we have thought about it, Pierce, and you're right. And we were just picking a class we could all be in this fall. And we'd love for you to join us.
Pierce Hawthorne : No, thanks. I'm done with you guys. I like this school, but I'm done with whatever you call this. Adiós.
Troy Barnes : He was my ride.
Annie Edison : I'm going after him.
Britta Perry : No, he's just acting out. I've seen this behavior before. In cats. My... my cats.
Jeff Winger : It's true. And now he'll come slinking back in five, four, three, two...
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Magnitude : [after being shot by a paintball] Pop...
Troy Barnes : Pop...? Pop what? Pop what?
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Troy Barnes : City College is trying to destroy Greendale and they're an unstoppable juggle knob.
Abed Nadir : [whispers to Troy] Juggernaut.
Troy Barnes : Juggernaut.
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Jeff Winger : Oh, now you're the leader?
Troy Barnes : I don't see you stepping up.
Jeff Winger : I don't step up to being leader, Troy. I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, Jeff.
Annie Edison : You know, you're an idiot.
