Community (TV Series)
For a Few Paintballs More (2011)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Everyone look alive! Leonard, close enough.
[pause]
Jeff Winger : Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you. Some of us won't make it, but there is a place where we will all see each other again, and that place is Denny's.
Leonard : Which Denny's?
Jeff Winger : We'll figure that out later, Leonard.
Leonard : The one near the 15 exit, I'm banned.
Jeff Winger : Then I guess I'll see you in hell.
Leonard : Let's kick some taint!
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Britta Perry : [after Jeff gets shot with a paintball] See you at Denny's?
Jeff Winger : Denny's is for winners.
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Jeff Winger : Do you happen to have a better plan?
Troy Barnes : I do happen, Jeff. I happen *very* much.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Just came back for my day planner. Pretend I'm not even here. You guys are great at that.
Britta Perry : Come on, Pierce. We all know there is no day planner.
Pierce Hawthorne : Here it is. Now, if you'll excuse me, it appears I'm running late to drink a bottle of wine in my bathing suit.
Jeff Winger : Pierce, wait.
[Pierce clears throat]
Pierce Hawthorne : You know, I've been coming to this school for 12 years? I've never been friends with anyone here more than a semester. Probably for the same reason I've been married seven times.
[soft chuckle]
Pierce Hawthorne : I guess I assume, eventually, I'll be rejected. So I, you know, test people, push them, until they prove me right. It's a sickness. I admit it. But this place has always accepted me, sickness and all. This place accepted all of you, sickness and all. It's worth thinking about.
Jeff Winger : Um, I think we have thought about it, Pierce, and you're right. And we were just picking a class we could all be in this fall. And we'd love for you to join us.
Pierce Hawthorne : No, thanks. I'm done with you guys. I like this school, but I'm done with whatever you call this. Adiós.
Troy Barnes : He was my ride.
Annie Edison : I'm going after him.
Britta Perry : No, he's just acting out. I've seen this behavior before. In cats. My... my cats.
Jeff Winger : It's true. And now he'll come slinking back in five, four, three, two...
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Jeff Winger : Oh, now you're the leader?
Troy Barnes : I don't see you stepping up.
Jeff Winger : I don't step up to being leader, Troy. I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, Jeff.
Annie Edison : You know, you're an idiot.
