Death Valley (TV Series)
Pilot (2011)
Caity Lotz: Officer Kirsten Landry
Quotes
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Captain Dashell : What'd you do in Carefree? You don't look like a golfer.
Officer Kirsten Landry : Actually I'm a 14 handicap.
Captain Dashell : Means nothing to a zombie. You gonna kill a zombie with a golf club?
Officer Kirsten Landry : Err, yeah! you wanna UMPH! destroy the brain, right?
Captain Dashell : That's exactly right. Shoot em through the eyes, run em over with a truck, crush his head in with a crowbar.
Officer Kirsten Landry : How's a crowbar different from a golf club?
Captain Dashell : You ever try to get out of the sand with a crowbar?
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Captain Dashell : [Captain Dashell looks at Kirsten, pretends to press buttons on fax machine, then walks over] How have you been handeling everything we've thrown at you so far?
Officer Kirsten Landry : Well I've been sitting at my desk for 4 hours
Captain Dashell : I know that. I've been watching you... Not continually of course.
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Captain Dashell : [about Kirsten] Now she's a rookie but i'm sure she's no stranger to zombies.
Officer Kirsten Landry : Actually I've never seen one, in person.
Captain Dashell : That's alright, it'll only take you about 2 hours around here to pop your cherry huh
[hits Jon Jon on the shoulder]
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Officer Kirsten Landry : I would love to be up on the beat!
Captain Dashell : In time Kristen, in time.
Officer Kirsten Landry : It, it's actually um, it's pronounced Kirsten.
Captain Dashell : What'd I say?
Officer Kirsten Landry : Kristen.
Captain Dashell : Say it your way?
Officer Kirsten Landry : Kirsten.
Captain Dashell : Ok I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna have a little trouble with that. But anyway, Gurstin.