Dirty Grandpa (2016)
Aubrey Plaza: Lenore
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Quotes
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Lenore : For what it's worth, I still really wanna fuck you.
Dick Kelly : Oh, we're gonna fuck.
Lenore : Yeah, we are.
Dick Kelly : We're gonna thunderfuck.
Lenore : You're gonna tsunami on my face.
Dick Kelly : You're gonna flood like the Nile.
Lenore : Yeah, I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over.
Dick Kelly : The villagers will finally eat.
Lenore : You're gonna die while you're eating me out. I want your last breath to be in my pussy.
Cody : Lenore, you're such a slut!
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Dick Kelly : Look... I'm sorry, I don't know if I can do this. I haven't done it for a long time.
Lenore : I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check
Lenore : Tell me you've fallen and you can't get up.
Dick Kelly : I've fallen and I can't get up.
Lenore : Tell me how things were better under Eisenhower.
Dick Kelly : Things were better under Eisenhower.
Lenore : We like Ike!
Dick Kelly : [yells] We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike!
Lenore : Are you cumming or dying?
Dick Kelly : I'm not sure, maybe both!
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Dick Kelly : We have a long standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger three wood.
Lenore : Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly : Holy shit.
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Lenore : I like your pull out couch.
Dick Kelly : Yeah? Well, I got news for ya. That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight.
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Dick Kelly : Hey, you know your cigars! What are you, half Cuban or something?
Lenore : Actually I am, Professor.
[bends over]
Lenore : The bottom half.
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Lenore : Hi, Professor.
Dick Kelly : Well, there's the prettiest little girl on the beach.
Lenore : Thank you.
Dick Kelly : I was actually talking to him.
Bradley : Yup, immediately offensive. I'm going back to the hotel.
Dick Kelly : Just try not to join the cast of "Rent" on the way back.
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Lenore : You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people.
