- Teddy: I used to beat up kids like Gene in school. Not that I was a bully or anything. It's just that kids like Gene, they get beat up, you know.
- Bob: Mr. Frond. He's a tall glass of... annoying.
- Linda Belcher: Well, you're gonna have to drink that glass, mister.
- Tina: [to Jocelyn] If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Jr. outside of a conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face.
- Jocelyn: It was just a skit, Tina.
- Tina: I will punch you. Again and again, and again and again...
- Jocelyn: [as she backs out of the room] My God, what a psycho.
- Tina: And again and again And again and again.
- [the door closes]
- Tina: No one's gonna come to the fundraiser now.
- Linda Belcher: Good job, Bobby!
- Bob: It's not my fault, Lin. It was Mr. Frond's fault.
- Gene: And Louise's.
- Louise: And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie.
- Bob: You're overreacting, Lin.
- Linda Belcher: The hell I am! I'm in charge of a spaghetti dinner that's not gonna have any spaghetti!
- Tina: If we all just worked on our abs...
- Linda Belcher: Not now with that crap, Tina!
- Bob: Louise, enough. You've been stirring the pot for three days and acting like a baby. Now you owe your brother an apology for getting him in trouble.
- Louise: Me? Both of you owe me an apology.
- Bob: Both of us? Why? Because we wanted to watch Banjo?
- Louise: Because you stopped hanging out with me.
- Bob: What?
- Gene: Shh. Use your slide voices.
- Louise: First, the Burn Unit stopped hanging out. Then, the Lunch Bunch stopped hanging out.
- Bob: God, we have lame names.
- Louise: Who the hell am I gonna hang around if not you two? Mom and Tina? The Menstruation Nation?
- Bob: Ugh, that's a really bad name.