Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (2011)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene : [Holding a plunger]  Dad, do we have a bigger one of these?

  Bob : Why? What did you do.

  Gene : Nothing yet. I just want to be prepared.

• Choo-Choo : You're being weird.

  Gene : I think you mean antihero. Notice the hat.

  Louise : That's mom's sun hat!

• Mr. Frond : [to Bob]  I'd like you to take a look at my abs.

  Bob : Um, no, thank you.

  Louise : Show him your abs, Mr. Frond. We'd all like to see your abs.

  Bob : Okay. I really don't.

  Gene : And your ding-dong.

  Bob : Gene.

• Tina : No one's gonna come to the fundraiser now.

  Linda Belcher : Good job, Bobby!

  Bob : It's not my fault, Lin. It was Mr. Frond's fault.

  Gene : And Louise's.

  Louise : And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie.

• Choo-Choo : [to Bob]  Let me go! This train is off the tracks. Choo-Choo!

  Bob : Oh, I get the name now.

  Gene : I always thought it was 'cause of how he chewed.

• Bob : [When Bob and Gene are being chased by Choo Choo and his father]  Run!

  Gene : I can't! I've got this frigging guitar around my neck!

• Bob : Louise, enough. You've been stirring the pot for three days and acting like a baby. Now you owe your brother an apology for getting him in trouble.

  Louise : Me? Both of you owe me an apology.

  Bob : Both of us? Why? Because we wanted to watch Banjo?

  Louise : Because you stopped hanging out with me.

  Bob : What?

  Gene : Shh. Use your slide voices.

  Louise : First, the Burn Unit stopped hanging out. Then, the Lunch Bunch stopped hanging out.

  Bob : God, we have lame names.

  Louise : Who the hell am I gonna hang around if not you two? Mom and Tina? The Menstruation Nation?

  Bob : Ugh, that's a really bad name.