- Louise: So, Marshmallow. How did you get your name?
- Marshmallow: Honey, just show me a sweet potato pie, and I'm on top of it.
- Louise: I knew it!
- Mr. Fischoeder: What if I don't get you an extension on your rent, but instead I give you the opportunity to earn some extra money on one of my side businesses?
- Bob: That sounds sketchy.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Oh, it is.
- Bob: Oh.
- Mr. Fischoeder: But you get to wear this hat.
- Bob: Oh!
- Tina: You won't regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.
- Gene: I go first!
- Louise: Really?
- Gene: If I have to kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys.
- Linda: I can go last. I don't mind.
- Bob: We are not kissing Jimmy Jr!
- Gene: [slams fists on table] Yes, we are!