Megamind: The Button of Doom (2011 Video)

Will Ferrell: Megamind

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Quotes 

• Minion : Sir, now that you've gotten rid of your "evil" things, how are we going to protect Metro City?

  Megamind : Way ahead of you, Minion!

  [steps out in a suit] 

  Minion : What are you wearing?

  Megamind : My super-secret super-hero super-suit! I designed it myself! It copies all of Metro Man's powers: super-boots, super strength, and super x-ray slash laser vision!

  Minion : Umm... yeah, I'm not sure if it's really... you.

  Megamind : Au contraire, filet Minion!

• Megamind : Do you feel the taunting power of my eyebrow?

  Mega-Megamind : How dare you brow me!

• Megamind : On my marko... MARKO!

  [leaps clear of the Mega-Megamind] 

  Minion : POLO!

  [activates the death ray] 

  Mega-Megamind : OH NO!

  [the Mega-Megamind is blown up] 

  Megamind : Goodbye, old me!

• Mega-Megamind : [about to squash Megamind]  Talk about a crushing defeat!

  Megamind : The old me is so annoying!

• [Megamind presses the button, and a floating hologram appears] 

  Mega-Megamind : Greetings, hero! You've just unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Metrocity! And you're really, REALLY not going to like it!

  [heads out of the Evil Lair to a bunker] 

  Mega-Megamind : [presses a switch]  Unspeakable evil: activated!

• Minion : Well, it's clear you're no Metro Man.

  Megamind : I know I'm no Metro Man!

  Minion : I mean, maybe you should stop trying to be him and just be you.

• Mega-Megamind : [activated]  Ollo!

  Megamind : I transferred my personality into a giant robot. Man, I'm good!

• [first lines] 

  Megamind : Citizens of Metrocity, long have I waited to give you your just desserts. Prepare to face the unrivalled wrath of... my fantastic bargain! Welcome, welcome, citizens of Metrocity, to the Evil Lair Yard Sale!

• Megamind : The Wheel of Death: sold to the soccer mom!

• Megamind : Oh, we're in trouble, Minion! I programmed it never to stop until it eliminates a hero! It's out there, searching for me...

  Mega-Megamind : Where are you, hero?

  Minion : Is it searching for me too?

  Mega-Megamind : And your mysterious friend, who's dressed as Minion for some reason?

  [Minion ducks down] 

  Megamind : But don't worry, we can live in here from now on! The Brain-bots can bring us snacks...

  Minion : Sir, that is CRAZY! We're going to have to face this thing eventually!

• [last lines] 

  Megamind : Let's go patrol, heroically!

  Megamind , Minion : YAY!

  [they get into the invisible car and drive off] 

  Megamind : Oh, what fun!

• Minion : Sir, are in the invisible car?

  Megamind : [in the car]  No...

• Megamind : [sees the Death Ray]  Boingo!

  Minion : I think you mean "bingo", sir.

  Megamind : That's what I said: Boingo!

• Minion : I just couldn't part with our Spider-bot, sir! I was thinking, maybe we could use him to patrol heroically...

  Megamind : Minion, you sentimental simian you!

• Megamind : Are you in the mood for a slice of hero pie?

  Mega-Megamind : Only if it comes a la EXPLODE!

• Megamind : Do I hear $7 for the flamethrower? Sold to the chef!

• [discussing past evil plans] 

  Minion : Remember the forget-me bomb?

  Megamind : Yes... no. Oh, how about the Encyclopedia Bombica?

  Minion : Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Kittens?

  Megamind : They were cute, but they were deadly.

  Minion : [gets into a monster position]  The Destructosaurus...

• Megamind : Look! they made me my own signal!

  Minion : [bursts into tears]  US! They made US our own signal!

  Megamind : Pull yourself together, Minion! Now, make a note: it needs to be a lot bigger!

• Megamind : [to the Mega-Megamind]  Prepare to meet your maker: ME!