Outsourced (TV Series)
Charlie Curries a Favor from Todd (2011)
Diedrich Bader: Charlie Davies
Quotes
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[Charlie is interviewing for a job with an attractive, full-figured woman]
Charlie Davies : Bikinis, cheekies, garters, hip-huggers, G-string, thong. I know your whole catalogue like the back of my hand.
Melinda : Well, you're certainly prepared for our meeting.
Charlie Davies : Oh, believe me, I know women's undergarments. Like you, for instance, I'm guessing minimizer, flat panel front. That would be the right call for a gal your size.
[a shocked and angry expression comes to her face]
Charlie Davies : Oh, no. Don't take that the wrong way. It's no big deal. You know, I wear compression shorts to hold in my gut.
[stands up and drops his pants]
Charlie Davies : See? I just insulted you and pulled down my pants. I'm not getting the job, am I?
[she shakes her head]
Charlie Davies : Any chance you're loving this?
Melinda : [looks a Charlie's crotch] No.