The Garfield Show (TV Series)

The Art of Being Uncute/Night of the Bunny Slippers (2011)

Laraine Newman: Aunt Ivy

Quotes 

• Aunt Ivy : Are you gonna invite me in, Jonathan, or am I expected to stand out here all night in the rain?

  Garfield : I vote for all night out there in the rain.

• Aunt Ivy : [while watching a movie about bunny slippers coming to life]  Ridiculous! No one with half a brain could actually wear such pathetic-looking slippers.

  Jon Arbuckle : Uh, actually, I happen to own a pair just like them.

  Aunt Ivy : You just made my point.

  Garfield : That's Aunt Ivy: 1, Jon: nothing.

• Jon Arbuckle : Aunt Ivy, uh, why don't you take my bedroom?

  Aunt Ivy : I was already planning on it.

• [Aunt Ivy falls from the ceiling and lands on Garfield after being spooked by Jon's bunny slippers] 

  Aunt Ivy : Get rid of them!

  Jon Arbuckle : [sighs]  All right, but bunny slippers can't hurt you.

  Garfield : [after Aunt Ivy gets off him]  No, but having a fat lady fall on you can.

• Aunt Ivy : [to Garfield and Odie]  Set one paw in my room and you'll be sorry you ever met me!

  Garfield : It's a little late for that.

• Harry : [after hearing Garfield's story about the bunny slippers]  Garfield, you are totally making this up.

  Garfield : Absolutely not. Ask Nermal.

  Nermal : All true. Every word of it.

  Garfield : [continues his story]  The following day, the police went door to door and collected every pair of bunny slippers in the neighborhood just to be on the safe side. But, of course, the best part was...

  Aunt Ivy : [to Jon]  After what you and that cat of yours did to me, I'm never coming back! Not in a million years!

  Garfield : That means, like, about eight weeks. Hey, but I'll take what I can get. So until then, we live happily ever after.