Chad Alva: Shaggy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Shaggy : Oh Scoob, old buddy, we need to get a place that doesn't spin. Oh. Oh, the head. Why do I always smoke so much when I drink? Or do I always drink so much when I smoke? Oww, why does it hurt to think? Hey, Scoob. Hey Scoob, old buddy. Scoob, old boy. Scoob? Scoob? Scooby-Doo, where *are* you?

• [last lines] 

  Velma : Well, another mystery solved. Another caper foiled.

  Shaggy : Does this mean we get this whole place to ourselves?

  Fred : We should all take a great big money bath.

  Daphne : My tummy hurts. Do you guys think I'm...

  Fred , Velma , Shaggy : [in unison]  No!

• Fred : Are you sure this is the place?

  Velma : What a place.

  Shaggy : Pretty sure this is the place.

  Daphne : This is the place where you screwed that girl for hours?

  Velma : Can you please not?

  Daphne : He said he gave her "multiple orgasms".

  Velma : Do you have an "off button"?

  Fred : Girls, please. We need to search for clues.