Nebraska (2013)
Bruce Dern: Woody Grant
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Quotes
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David Grant : Dad, why didn't you tell us that wasn't Ed's house?
Woody Grant : I didn't know what the hell you were doing.
Ross Grant : Have you ever seen us steal machinery before?
Woody Grant : I never know what you boys are up to.
Ross Grant : Why didn't you say it wasn't yours?
Woody Grant : I thought you wanted it.
Ross Grant : What would we want an old compressor for?
Woody Grant : That's what I couldn't figure out.
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Kate Grant : That's Ed Pegram singing.
Ed Pegram : And his momma cried, cause if there's one thing that she don't need, it's another hungry mouth to feed... in the ghetto. people don't ya understand...
Kate Grant : He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.
Woody Grant : It's all right.
Kate Grant : All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?
David Grant : Jesus mom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?
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David Grant : ...and all your brothers are coming over today, remember?
Woody Grant : Some of 'em are dead.
David Grant : The dead ones won't be here.
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Woody Grant : Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!
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David Grant : Oh. Okay. Dad, I found it. Here it is.
[Runs up holding partial]
David Grant : Oh. Wait. This isn't yours.
Woody Grant : [Goes back to looking]
David Grant : I was kidding. Here.
[Hands it over]
Woody Grant : [Examines it] These ain't mine.
David Grant : Of course they're yours.
Woody Grant : No.
David Grant : Whose else is it going to be? See if it fits.
Woody Grant : They're not my teeth.
David Grant : They have to be.
Woody Grant : I ought to know my own teeth.
David Grant : [Walks off]
Woody Grant : Of course they're my teeth. Don't be a moron.
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David Grant : Hey Dad, you finally got your compressor back.
Woody Grant : That's not my compressor.
David Grant : Sure it is.
Woody Grant : Mine didn't look anything like that.
David Grant : It has to be yours. It's an old compressor we found in Ed Pegram's barn.
Woody Grant : That wasn't Ed's barn.
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David Grant : How did you and mom end up getting married?
Woody Grant : She wanted to.
David Grant : And you didn't?
Woody Grant : I figured, what the hell.
David Grant : Were you ever sorry you married her?
Woody Grant : All the time.
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Kate Grant : Why do you want meatloaf if it isn't even on the dinner menu?
Woody Grant : 'cause I like it.
Waitress : What can I get you?
Woody Grant : Do you have any meatloaf?
Waitress : No, that's only part of our lunch specials.
Kate Grant : He'll have the chicken.
Waitress : Fried or grilled?
Woody Grant : ...fried.
Kate Grant : He'll have it grilled. I think I'd like the roast beef, but I'm not entirely sure. What do you recommend?
Waitress : Everything's all good ma'am, but I especially like the tilapia.
Kate Grant : Oh, then I'll have the roast beef.
David Grant : ...I'll have the tilapia.
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David Grant : So, what do you think, dad?
Woody Grant : It doesn't look finished to me.
David Grant : How do you mean?
Woody Grant : [upon seeing Mount Rushmore] Well, it looks like somebody got bored doing it. Washington's the only one with any clothes, and they're just kind of roughed in. Lincoln doesn't even have an ear.
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Receptionist : [after telling Woody he hasn't won the money] I can give you a free gift. Would you like a hat or a seat cushion?
David Grant : Dad. Do you want a hat or a seat cushion?
Woody Grant : I'll take a hat.
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Woody Grant : This was my parents' room. I got whipped if they found me in here. I guess nobody's gonna whip me now.
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David Grant : Well, why did you have kids, then?
Woody Grant : I like to screw, and your mother's a Catholic, so you figure it out.
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David Grant : So, you told the Sheriff you were walking to Nebraska?
Woody Grant : That's right. To get my million dollars.
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Woody Grant : I won a million dollars.
ER Doctor : Congratulations, that'll just about pay for a day in the hospital.
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Woody Grant : So long, Albert.
Uncle Albert : So long, Woody.
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Woody Grant : Where's my teeth?
David Grant : You lost your teeth?
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Sheriff : Hey, partner.
Sheriff : Hold on there, just a second.
Sheriff : Where are you headed, there?
Sheriff : Where are you headed up to?
Sheriff : How are you doing there, bud?
Sheriff : Huh? Are you okay?
Sheriff : Where are you headed?
Sheriff : You headed down the road, there, huh?
Sheriff : (grunts)
Sheriff : Huh?
Sheriff : Where are you coming from?
Woody Grant : Yeah?
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Woody Grant : I'm not trusting the mail with a million dollars.
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Woody Grant : I haven't been drinking.
Kate Grant : That's what you said on our first date.