Family Guy (TV Series)

And I'm Joyce Kinney (2011)

Christine Lakin: Joyce Kinney

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• Tom Tucker : Holy shit that just turned out, awful. Joyce, do your thing.

  Joyce Kinney : Thanks, Tom. Pornography, the very word conjures up the images and red light districts, unprotected sex, and of course, the turn of the century pornograph machine.

  Early pornographer : Whoahoho, Sweet Mary!

  Joyce Kinney : But it seems pornography has found our way to its neighborhood. Yes, local housewife and church organist Lois Griffin has revealed to this reporter that she appeared in a pornographic movie back in the early 1980s.

• Lois Griffin : [getting a tour of the television news station]  Oh, this is all so fascinating. You must have so many stories.

  Joyce Kinney : Well, look, If you want to grab a drink with me later tonight, I'd be happy to tell you some.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, my God, I would love to. Look at me, huh? Stepping out on the town with a big celebrity.

  Joyce Kinney : Well, I think you're exaggerating.

  Lois Griffin : No, you're a lady big shot, like Miss Piggy.

  [cut to backstage at "The Muppet Show", where Kermit has a black eye, bandages around where his ribs would be, and is on crutches] 

  Fozzie Bear : Hey, Kermit, what happened to the "Bears in Space" sketch?

  Kermit the Frog : Sorry, it's "Pigs in Space" now. There's been a change.

  Fozzie Bear : What?

  Kermit the Frog : There's been a change!