Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (2011)

Courtney Thorne-Smith: Lyndsey Mackelroy

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• Lyndsey Mackelroy : Before we go any further, I'd like to take something off the table.

  Charlie Harper : What?

  Lyndsey Mackelroy : My ass.

• Lyndsey Mackelroy : I am way past guys like you.

  Charlie Harper : What do you mean, 'guys like me'?

  Lyndsey Mackelroy : Guys I'd have to dip in ammonia before I'd let them anywhere near me.

  Charlie Harper : Oh, those guys.

• Lyndsey Mackelroy : [Giving Alan a house key]  I want you to feel like you can come and go without checking in with me.

  Alan Harper : Wow! Thank you! In a lot of ways, this isn't just the key to your house, it's the key to your heart.

  Lyndsey Mackelroy : Don't gay it up.