Doug Walker: Chester A. Bum

Quotes 

• Chester A. Bum : So, the good vampire has to suck the evil out of her arm. And the father is like, "You have to stop sucking. You're sucking too much!" And the boy vampire is like, "That's nothing. You should see what she sucked on me!"

• Chester A. Bum : Thank you, I'll be here all week.

• Chester A. Bum : And the computer is like: "He's a bloodsucker! A creature of the night! Nosferatu!" And then the computer is like: "Do I have to spell it out for you? A VAMPIRE!"