Family Guy (TV Series)

New Kidney in Town (2011)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Jane Bronte

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [about Peter]  He needs a new kidney now!

  Dr. Elmer Hartman : Well, as I said, Mrs. Griffin, he's on a Iist, but there are a Iot of people ahead of him.

  Lois Griffin : Well, what are the chances of getting him moved up the Iist?

  Dr. Elmer Hartman : Honestly, not great. It could be months before he can get a transplant unless you know someone who's a compatible organ match and would be willing to donate one of theirs.

  Lois Griffin : I'II do it. He could have one of my kidneys.

  Dr. Elmer Hartman : Well, we always check spouse records for compatibility. I'm afraid you're not a match, but it turns out you are a match for a Iittle girl who's dying in that next room over there.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, well, how 'bout we concentrate on this family, Doctor?

• Lois Griffin : Dr. Hartman, please tell me, is my husband gonna be all right?

  Dr. Elmer Hartman : Cancun, actually, thanks for asking. Just got back.