John Dies at the End (2012)
Rob Mayes: John
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Quotes
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Dave : [into to phone] Who is this?
John : [on the phone] It's John. Can you hear me?
Dave : [whispering] I can hear you and I can see you. You're sitting right here next to me.
John : Well then, just talk to me in person then. Oh wait, do I look injured in any way?
Dave : What?
John : Shh. I'm sorry, I gotta go. Say hello to me...
John : [across the table] Was that me?
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Dave : [answers second call from John] Hello?
John : Hey, this is John. Your pimp says, bring the crack shipment tonight or he'll be forced to stick you. Meet him where we buried the Korean whore, the one *without* the goatee.
Dave : [v.o] That was John's code. It meant, "Bring your gear and come to my place as soon as you can. It's important."
Dave : John, it's three in the morning, man.
John : Oh, and don't forget: tomorrow's the day we kill the president.
Dave : John.
[the phone beeps as John ends the call]
Dave : [v.o] That last part was code for, "Stop and pick me up some beer on the way."
[turns off phone]
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John : [while being taken to the Mall of the Dead, John suddenly wakes up] Man! Where are we?
Dave : We're in some liquor truck and we're on our way to the abandoned mall on Highway 59.
John : Did you say we going to the mall, or coming back from it?
Dave : Going!
John : Yeah, that's right, because F-f-fred's still alive.
Fred Chu : What?
John : Nothing, nothing. I... got a headache.
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John : [through Bark Lee to Dave] You don't choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you!