John Dies at the End (2012)

Glynn Turman: Detective

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Dave : I bet you're wondering why I'm here.

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : I bet you're wondering what I'm doing with this can of gasoline.

• Dave : [gets up]  So, I... suppose you're wondering why I'm here.

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : Same as everybody. You're trying to figure out what in the name of Elvis is going on. Everybody except me. Me, I don't even wanna know anymore.

  [Dave notices something. The Detective follows his gaze, and looks back] 

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : I supposed you're wondering what I'm doing with this can of gasoline.

• Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : There are some very dark things happening, and I've got this lonely feeling like I'm the only one who knows, the only one who can do anything about it.

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : Everybody's got a ghost story, U.F.O. or Bigfoot story- no. You know what I think? I think stuff is both real and not real at the same time.

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : I'm not a Star Trek fan. I don't know very much about other dimensions and all that. I'm an old school Catholic. I believe in Hell. I believe that it's more than just murderers and rapists down there. I believe in demons and worms, vile shit in the grease trap of the Universe. And the more I think about it, the more I think that it's not just some place down there. Oh no, that it's right here with us. We just can't perceive it. It's kinda like the country music radio station. It's out there in the air, even if you don't tune into it.

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : And I think that, somehow, through chemistry or magic or voodoo, that Jamaican son of a bitch, he tuned into it, into Hell itself. Through that, he opened a door. He *became* the door. And me?

  Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton : [raises gun at Dave]  I intend to close it.