WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Explosion (2000)

Solofa Fatu Jr.: Rikishi

Quotes 

• Rikishi : You're damn right I did it. And I liked it. And this is how I did it: turn the key, put the car in drive, press the gas, and run the man down. And that's how I got my big break. It's not the same kind of break Austin got by running over the hood of The Rock's rent-a-car. You see, The Rock was just an excuse. Hell, I don't even give a damn about The Rock! And The Rock can never be a part of Rikishi's family, because... because this...

  [poining to Triple H] 

  Rikishi : ...is my family.

  [the crowd begins chanting for The Rock] 

  Rikishi : And The Rock is just another joke.

  Triple H : You see, you people are upset because you didn't see it coming. You never saw it coming. Who could have masterminded this? Rikishi, who could have come up with such an elaborate plan? Let me spell it out for you: H, H, H. Who gained the most in Austin's absence? I did. I held the World Wrestling Federation championship longer than anybody in Austin's absence. I married the boss' daughter in Austin's absence. I ran the World Wrestling Federation in Austin's absence. Hell, I *was* the damn World Wrestling Federation in Austin's absence. And you ask who could do such a thing. Hell, a child could have seen it coming. A child could have seen that it was me. But the World Wrestling Federation fans, you were all too stupid to see anything.

  [the crowd boos] 

  Triple H : Stone Cold Steve Austin's fans were too stupid to see anything.

  [more boos] 

  Triple H : Stone Cold Steve Austin himself was too stupid to see anything. So tonight, I've taken it upon myself to show you. Roll the footage.

  [on the OvalTron, a clip from "SmackDown!" three weeks prior is shown] 

  Triple H : You see, Austin, every time you thought you figured out what was going on, a new swerve. That's me in that car, Austin, luring you away so that your little buddy J.R. could get what he had coming. You never saw it coming, Austin.

  [another clip from two weeks prior is shown] 

  Triple H : From there, the big hero to make the save, and the wrench to the head. Austin, that's me on the other side of that door, and you never saw it coming.

  [a third clip from the previous week is shown] 

  Triple H : Now, who could be on the phone with Stone Cold when a 300-pound crate drops from the ceiling? Yeah, I missed, but not by much. And who is it, Steve? Who's there? Let me tell you: it was me. And, Austin, you never saw it coming.

  [a fourth clip from "Raw" is shown] 

  Triple H : And here comes the big hero, The Rock, your partner, and there goes The Rock, no longer your partner. And on the other side of that cart, me. And The Rock never saw it coming.

  [another clip from "Raw" is shown] 

  Triple H : And, Austin, words of wisdom. I'm looking you dead in the eye, Austin, and I'm telling you DTA, don't trust anybody. And still you never saw it coming.

  [a final clip is shown] 

  Triple H : And then, the hero. The white knight coming in to make the big save. And, sure, I get rid of one piece of crap, and then it's time to get rid of another.

  [in the clip, Hunter hits Austin in the head with a sledgehammer] 

  Triple H : There's your save, Austin. There's your big save, a sledgehammer to the head. You know, you can get blood from a stone, and Austin, you never saw it coming. And, Austin, believe me, whenever you step in the ring with me, you never, ever will see it coming. Austin, game over.