Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Kevin Deters: Clyde

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• Clyde : Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?

  Wreck-It Ralph : I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.

  Saitine : Happy anniversary, Ralph.

  Wreck-It Ralph : Thanks Satan.

  Saitine : Uh, it's "Saitine".

  Wreck-It Ralph : Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.

  [the Bad-Anon members gasp] 

  Cyborg : You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

  M. Bison : You're not going Turbo, are you?

  Wreck-It Ralph : Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

  Zombie : Yes.

  Clyde : Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

  Zangief : Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.

  Clyde : Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.

  Clyde , Saitine , Cyborg , M. Bison , Zombie , Zangief , Bad-Anon Members : I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.

• Wreck-It Ralph : Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.

  [Bad-Anon members applaud] 

  Clyde : Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.

  Wreck-It Ralph : Really?

  Zangief : Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.

  Bad-Anon Members : Hi Zangief.

  Zangief : I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.

  [Bad-Anon members agree] 

  Wreck-It Ralph : Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.

  Zombie : Zombie! Bad guy!

  Wreck-It Ralph , Bad-Anon Members : Hi Zombie.

  Zombie : Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.

  Cyborg : Yeah!

  [Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie] 

  Cyborg : Inside here!