Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Phil Johnston: Surge Protector

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• Surge Protector : Step aside, sir. Random security check.

  Wreck-It Ralph : Random, my behind. You always stop me.

  Surge Protector : I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?

  Wreck-It Ralph : Lara Croft.

  Surge Protector : Name?

  Wreck-It Ralph : Wreck-It Ralph.

  Surge Protector : And where you coming from?

  Wreck-It Ralph : Uh, "Pac-Man."

  Surge Protector : You bring any fruit with you?

  Wreck-It Ralph : [hides the giant cherries behind his back]  No! No, no fruit.

  Surge Protector : Okay, then, where you headed?

  Wreck-It Ralph : Uh, "Fix-It Felix, Jr."

  Surge Protector : Anything to declare?

  Wreck-It Ralph : I hate you.

  Surge Protector : I get that a lot. Proceed.

• Surge Protector : Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.

  Sergeant Calhoun : "Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters.

  Fix-It Felix : What was that now?

  Sergeant Calhoun : What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!

  [Felix looks at her blankly] 

  Sergeant Calhoun : Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?

  Fix-It Felix : I can't say that I do, ma'am.

  Sergeant Calhoun : Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?

  Fix-It Felix : Yes!

  Sergeant Calhoun : Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser!

  Fix-It Felix : Jeepers! Is she always this intense?

  Kohut : It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day.