Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Rich Moore: Sour Bill, Zangief
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Quotes
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Sour Bill : Now I remember.
[walking up to Vanellope]
Sour Bill : All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead : Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge : We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis Fluggerbutter : Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead : [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz : Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar Rush Racers : *What?* No, no, no, please...
Fix-It Felix : Oh, my land!
Sergeant Calhoun : Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : [crying] I don't want to die!
Vanellope von Schweetz : Ah, I'm just kidding.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : You are?
Vanellope von Schweetz : Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : [eyes streaming] I'm trying, but... it won't stop!
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Clyde : Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?
Wreck-It Ralph : I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.
Saitine : Happy anniversary, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph : Thanks Satan.
Saitine : Uh, it's "Saitine".
Wreck-It Ralph : Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
[the Bad-Anon members gasp]
Cyborg : You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison : You're not going Turbo, are you?
Wreck-It Ralph : Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?
Zombie : Yes.
Clyde : Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief : Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Clyde : Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.
Clyde , Saitine , Cyborg , M. Bison , Zombie , Zangief , Bad-Anon Members : I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.
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Wreck-It Ralph : Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
[Bad-Anon members applaud]
Clyde : Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
Wreck-It Ralph : Really?
Zangief : Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.
Bad-Anon Members : Hi Zangief.
Zangief : I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.
[Bad-Anon members agree]
Wreck-It Ralph : Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.
Zombie : Zombie! Bad guy!
Wreck-It Ralph , Bad-Anon Members : Hi Zombie.
Zombie : Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.
Cyborg : Yeah!
[Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]
Cyborg : Inside here!
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Wreck-It Ralph : What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Sour Bill : Nothing...
Wreck-It Ralph : Talk!
Sour Bill : No!
Wreck-It Ralph : I'll lick you.
Sour Bill : You wouldn't.
Wreck-It Ralph : Oh, yeah?
[licks Bill]
Sour Bill : Ugh! That's like sandpaper!
Wreck-It Ralph : Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.
Sour Bill : I'll take it to my grave!
Wreck-It Ralph : Fair enough.
[pops Bill into his mouth]
Wreck-It Ralph : Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason!
[takes him out]
Wreck-It Ralph : Had enough yet?
Sour Bill : Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
