Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Jane Lynch: Calhoun
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Quotes
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Sergeant Calhoun : Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!
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Sergeant Calhoun : All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's "make your mamas proud" time!
Wreck-It Ralph : I love my mamma!
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Sergeant Calhoun : Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
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Sergeant Calhoun : Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?
Wreck-It Ralph : No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
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[from trailer]
Sergeant Calhoun : "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!
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Sour Bill : Now I remember.
[walking up to Vanellope]
Sour Bill : All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead : Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge : We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis Fluggerbutter : Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead : [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz : Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar Rush Racers : *What?* No, no, no, please...
Fix-It Felix : Oh, my land!
Sergeant Calhoun : Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : [crying] I don't want to die!
Vanellope von Schweetz : Ah, I'm just kidding.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : You are?
Vanellope von Schweetz : Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta Muttonfudge : [eyes streaming] I'm trying, but... it won't stop!
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Sergeant Calhoun : Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.
Fix-It Felix : Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.
Brad : [At the artillery range] You know, you are one dynamite gal.
[On a date]
Brad : You are one dynamite gal.
[At a park]
Brad : Dynamite gal.
[Proposing]
Brad : Dynamite gal.
[At the wedding]
Brad : Dynamite gal.
[the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]
Sergeant Calhoun : NOOOOO!
[stops the ship]
Sergeant Calhoun : Get out!
Fix-It Felix : But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.
Sergeant Calhoun : I said get out!
[Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]
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Sergeant Calhoun : This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!
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Fix-It Felix : [goggles at Calhoun] Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING!
Sergeant Calhoun : Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
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Sergeant Calhoun : The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.
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[Vanellope is trapped in Sugar Rush, as the Cy-Bugs overrun it]
Vanellope von Schweetz : It's okay, Ralph.
Sergeant Calhoun : All right, Fix-It, that's everyone, now we've got to blow this exit!
[alarmed, Ralph looks at Vanellope]
Vanellope von Schweetz : Just go. Go without me.
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Surge Protector : Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.
Sergeant Calhoun : "Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters.
Fix-It Felix : What was that now?
Sergeant Calhoun : What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!
[Felix looks at her blankly]
Sergeant Calhoun : Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?
Fix-It Felix : I can't say that I do, ma'am.
Sergeant Calhoun : Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?
Fix-It Felix : Yes!
Sergeant Calhoun : Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser!
Fix-It Felix : Jeepers! Is she always this intense?
Kohut : It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day.
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[from trailer]
Sergeant Calhoun : Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?
