- [after Cliff and Lube urinate all over the Golden Hyrdrant]
- Shriek: What's wrong with this picture?
- [the golden hydrant becomes normal as the gold liquid runs down off of it]
- Cliff: Whoa! Either that hydrant's a fake or I got to get me to a doctor!
- Eddie the Squirrel: [runs his finger on the liquid on the hydrant] It's paint! Nothing but gold paint!