My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Boast Busters (2010)

Cathy Weseluck: Spike

Quotes 

• Spike : Well, Twilight, guess it's up to you. Come on, show her what you're made of.

  Twilight Sparkle : [downplaying her magical talent]  What do you mean? I'm nothing special.

  Spike : Yes, you are! You're better than her!

  Twilight Sparkle : I'm not better than anyone.

  Trixie : Hah! You think you're better than the Great and Powerful Trixie? You think you have more magical talent? Well, come on, show Trixie what you've got. Show us all.

  Twilight Sparkle : Who, me? I'm just your run of the mill citizen of Ponyville. No powerful magic here. I, uh... I think I hear my laundry calling. Sorry, gotta go.

  [she runs off] 

  Spike : Twilight?

  Trixie : Ha! Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie has proven herself to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria. Was there ever any doubt?

• Snips : The Great and Powerful Trixie vanquished an Ursa Major. Can your Twilight claim that?

  Spike : Oh really? Were you guys actually there?

  Snips : Well, eh, uh... no, but...

  Spike : But nothin'. The proof is in the pudding.

  Snails : [laughs]  I like pudding.

  Spike : Look, unless an Ursa Major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish, I am NOT gonna believe a word she says! And neither should you!

  Snips : Hmm! An ursa walkin' up the street, eh? Snails! Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

  Snails : Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?

  Snips : Yeah, uh... oh, come on!

• Twilight Sparkle : Now, about you two...

  Snips : Uh,

  [nervous chuckle] 

  Snips : We're sorry that we woke up the Ursa Minor.

  Snails : We just wanted to see some AWESOME MAGIC!

  Snips : Yeah! And the way you vanquished that Ursa Minor was... AWESOME!

  Snails : [Twilight gives them a disapproving look, the colts hang their heads]  We deserve whatever punishment you give us.

  Twilight Sparkle : For starters, you can clean up this mess. And... What do you think, Spike? Should I give them number twenty-five?

  Spike : Oh, twenty five! Yes! And I think I deserve it, too.

  Snips , Snails : Huh?

  Twilight Sparkle : I think you're right.

  Snips , Snails , Spike : [three magical pops, they all have moustaches]  Sweet!

• Rarity : [Twilight's friends have had enough of Trixie showing off, and have been hinting that she needs to show up Trixie by saying "a unicorn" should face her]  Enough. Enough, all of you. I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense. Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.

  Trixie : Ooo, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?

  Rarity : Oh, it. Is. On! You may think you're tough with all of your so-called powers, but there's more to magic than your brutish ways. A unicorn needs to be more than just muscle.

  [Rarity takes some of the curtains off the stage and instantly turns them into a makeshift dress with a new hairstyle] 

  Rarity : A unicorn needs to have style.

  Audience : Ooh!

  Rarity : A unicorn is not a unicorn without grace and beauty.

  [Trixie's horn begins to glow with magic] 

  Spike : Rarity won't let Trixie get the best of her! She's strong, she's beautiful, she's -

  [a magical blast sound is heard off screen, and the audience gasps] 

  Rarity : Quick! I need a mirror! Get me a mirror! What did she do to my hair? I know she did something terrible to my hair!

  Twilight Sparkle : Nothing.

  Rainbow Dash : It's fine.

  Applejack : It's gorgeous.

  Spike : It's green.

  [Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack glare at him] 

  Spike : What?

  Rarity : [Rarity's new hairdo has been ruined to the point where it looks like a tall bird's nest with worms and branches sticking out of it]  Ugh, no. Green hair! Not green hair!

  [cries, runs away] 

  Rarity : Such an awful, awful color!

  [she runs past Golden Harvest, who today is wearing her hair green] 

  Golden Harvest : Well, I never!