- Odin: What else have you?
- Mayor of Super Hero City: An official Asgard comic book: Journey into Mystery, starring the mighty Odin. I'd be the writer.
- Odin: You? I didn't know you could read.
- Mayor of Super Hero City: Well, let me put it this way: if I'd written this episode, we'd all be a whole lot funnier.
- Thor: [Thor has received a new costume from Odin the All father] By Balder's sweet popcorn! Thor has need of a full length mirror.
- Hercules: Zeus keeps trying to relive his past glories through me. Like I wanna be Zeus 2.0 the sequel, you know?
- [Thor is leaving for his duel with Hercules]
- Scarlet Witch: [kisses his cheek] Mop the floor with him, Thor.
- Iron Man: Have a good trip, don't drink the water.
- Hulk: Hulk don't understand.
- Thor: So long, friend Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Watch your back, bub.
- Thor: Ciao for the knots, friends.
- [spins his hammer and teleports away]
- Hulk: Aw, Hulk forgot to ask Big Hammer to bring back T-shirt.