Sesame Street (TV Series)

Episode #19.47 (1988)

Caroll Spinney: Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird

Quotes 

• Maria : Oscar, I have tried stories, I have tried lullabies, I tried different things. But Irvine keeps doing the same. She keeps on crying and crying and throwing a temper tantrum. I can't stand it anymore. I quit! I give up!

  Oscar the Grouch : Oh, Relax sweetie. There is only one way to get a grouch baby back to sleep.

  [to Grungetta] 

  Oscar the Grouch : Oh, Grungetta!

  Grungetta : Yes? Oscar?

  Oscar the Grouch : I just had a rotten time with you, today!

  Grungetta : OH YEAH? WELL I HAD A WORSE TIME WITH YOU!

  Oscar the Grouch : NO YOU DID NOT!

  Grungetta : DID TOO!

  Oscar the Grouch : YOU DID NOT!

  Grungetta : I DID TOO!

  [They keep arguing until Irvine finally calms down] 

  Oscar the Grouch : Hey, Look Irvine finally calms down. Grouch babies love to calm down to a sound of a good loud argument.

  [They continue to argue at each other] 

  Maria : [In frustration]  Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters C, and F, and by the number 8.

  [suddenly shouting] 

  Maria : SESAME STREET IS A PRODUCTION OF THE CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP! AUDIOS!