Paul Michael Bolan: Fred

Quotes 

• Mr. Slate : What's going on with you?

  Fred Flintstone : Today is my birthday and... not a peep from anyone.

  Mr. Slate : Don't be a pussy, Flintstone! You've had enough birthdays by now!

• Fred Flintstone : Why are you inviting strange men over to our house?

  Wilma Flintstone : He's an old friend.

• Fred Flintstone : All right there young lady, you go right back in there and put some clothes on. I will not have my little girl running town like that.

  Wilma Flintstone : I bought her those clothes.

  Fred Flintstone : You what? No!, no. You go change now!

  Pebbles Flintstone : Okay, daddy; by the way you're looking great. Have you been working out again?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, I... uhhh...

  Pebbles Flintstone : Can I take the car tonight? Bamm-Bamm and I wanna go to the movies. Please Daddy? *Please* with candy sugar on top please?

  [Fred imagines Bamm-Bamm driving in the car with Pebbles] 

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, honey, but don't stay out too late, I know how young boys think and I don't want his hands all over my little girl.

  Pebbles Flintstone : Oh, daddy, it's not his hands you need to worry about.

  [Fred imagines Pebbles giving Bamm-Bamm a blow job] 

  Pebbles Flintstone : Kidding daddy, just kidding. Bye. Thank you.

• [Fred is dreaming Wilma in a sexy dress is in the kitchen making him a cake] 

  Wilma Flintstone : You look so handsome. I've been in the kitchen all day making you a special birthday surprise.

  [she sticks her finger in the bowl] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Do you wanna taste my cream?

  [echoing] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Taste my cream? Taste my cream? Mmm. I have all your favorites: Byronosaurus ribs, and burgers... and me.

  [she takes off her dress] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Come here! And take me now!

  Fred Flintstone : Yabba, Dabba...

  [all of a sudden, Tyler Rockman walks in] 

  Tyler Rockman : Doo.

  [they embrace and Fred wakes up from his dream] 

  Fred Flintstone : What the fuck? Aw, hell no!