The Middle (TV Series)

A Birthday Story (2010)

Atticus Shaffer: Brick Heck

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Quotes 

• Brick Heck : You brought home the wrong baby? How could you not know it wasn't me?

  Mike Heck : I figured your mom would know. Mothers are supposed to know those things.

  Frankie Heck : Oh, so it's my fault? You're the one who had to watch the game. I was all drugged up. They could've put a turkey in my arms and I would've taken it home.

• Brick Heck : Here's a list of everyone's food allergies and dietary restrictions. We all voted on peanut butter cake, except for two kids who will die if they go anywhere near it.

• Frankie Heck : You invited twenty-five kids to the party, but everything comes in packs of twenty-four. We're not gonna buy a whole extra set just for one kid, so you're gonna have to uninvite someone.

  Brick Heck : I can't.

  Frankie Heck : Come on, there's always one kid nobody wants at the party.

  Brick Heck : That's me, Mom.