- Forever Knight #1: Be succint, sir knight. Brevity is the soul of wit.
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah? So, tell me - what's the soul of the HALF-wit?
- Kevin Levin: I was gonna.
- Gwen Tennyson: You were fooling around.
- Armodrillo: He was showing off.
- Kevin Levin: Says the expert.
- Cash: People change, Levin. YOU did, or do you still want to kill Tennyson there?
- Kevin Levin: No. Not usually.
- Gwen Tennyson: Wait. Is this about that blog of yours, the one where you say you're the brains behind Ben?
- Ben Tennyson: A blog? Why didn't you tell me?
- Gwen Tennyson: Because I didn't want you to go chasing after them the next time you turned into Rath.
- Ben Tennyson: Rath would never... Okay, good point.
- [Psyphon threatens to destroy Cash and JT]
- Gwen Tennyson: We're not gonna let you do that.
- Psyphon: This is none of your concern.
- Kevin Levin: I'm kind of leaning towards what HE'S sayin'.
- [Gwen grabs Kevin's ear]
- Kevin Levin: Ow! And, now I'm leanin' toward you.
- Gwen Tennyson: Kevin, get up! We're still in trouble!
- Kevin Levin: Let me sleep. We're always in trouble.
- Ultimate Spidermonkey: [to JT and Cash] Even the Internet thinks you're a waste of time.
- Kevin Levin: Now, THAT'S pathetic.
- JT: Ben, the truth is, you've got it all - superpower, girls, fame, girls - and we're just a couple of...
- Kevin Levin: Girls?
- JT: Nobodies.
- Kevin Levin: My friend over there is about to turn into something that hasn't eaten a bad guy all day.
- [On cue, Ben bites into an apple, glances at the prisoner and growls]