Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Doctor's Wife (2011)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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Idris : Did you ever wonder why I chose you all those years ago?
The Doctor : I chose you. You were unlocked.
Idris : Of course I was. I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away. And you were the only one mad enough.
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The Doctor : You know, since we're talking with mouths, not really an opportunity that comes along very often, I just want to say, you know, you have never been very reliable.
Idris : And you have?
The Doctor : You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.
Idris : No, but I always took you where you needed to go.
The Doctor : You did!
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Amy Pond : She's the TARDIS?
The Eleventh Doctor : And she's a woman! She's a woman and she's the TARDIS.
Amy Pond : Did you wish really hard?
[raises eyebrow at The Doctor]
The Eleventh Doctor : Shut up! Not like that...
Idris/Tardis : Hello, I'm... Sexy.
The Eleventh Doctor : Still shut up.
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House : Fear me! I've killed hundreds of Time Lords!
The Doctor : [to himself] Fear me. I've killed all of them.
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The Doctor : Do you have a name?
Idris : Seven hundred years and finally he asks.
The Doctor : What do I call you?
Idris : What do you call me? Sexy.
The Doctor : Only when we're alone.
Idris : We are alone.
The Doctor : Oh. Come on then, Sexy.
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The Eleventh Doctor : I always read the instructions!
Idris : There's a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?
The Eleventh Doctor : That's not instructions.
Idris : There's an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?
The Eleventh Doctor : "Pull to open."
Idris : Yes, and what do you do?
The Eleventh Doctor : I push!
Idris : Every single time. Seven hundred years, police box doors open out the way.
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Idris : [as the TARDIS] Doctor. Are you there? It's so very dark in here.
The Doctor : I'm here.
Idris : I've been looking for a word. A big, complicated word but so sad. I've found it now.
The Doctor : What word?
Idris : "Alive." I'm alive.
The Doctor : Alive isn't sad.
Idris : It's sad when it's over. I'll always be here. But this is when we talked. And now, even that has come to an end. There's something I didn't get to say to you.
The Doctor : Goodbye.
Idris : No. I just wanted to say... hello. Hello, Doctor.
[Starts to cry]
Idris : It's so very, very nice to meet you.
The Doctor : [Crying] Please... I don't want you to. Please.
Idris : [Fades away in a ball of light and whispers] I love you.
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The Doctor : You gave me hope and then you took it away. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me.
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The Doctor : Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny bubbles on the outside.
Rory Williams : Okay.
The Doctor : Well, it's nothing like that.
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Rory Williams : What is happening?
The Doctor : We are leaving the universe.
Amy Pond : How can you leave the universe?
The Doctor : With enormous difficulty.
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The Eleventh Doctor : Hang in there, old girl. Not long now. It'll be over soon.
Idris/Tardis : I always liked it when you called me 'old girl'.
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The Doctor : I'm a madman with a box, without a box. I'm stuck in a black hole at the end of the universe in a stupid old junkyard!
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The Doctor : I don't understand. Who are you?
Idris : You really not know me? Just because they put me in here?
The Doctor : They said you're dangerous.
Idris : Oh, the cage's stupid.
[Touches her head]
Idris : In here. They put me in here. I'm the...
[stops]
Idris : What do you call me, ah... We travel. I go
[makes the TARDIS sound]
The Doctor : [half smiling] The TARDIS?
Idris : Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. Yes, that's it. Names are funny. It's me. I'm the TARDIS.
The Doctor : No, you're not. You're a bitey mad lady. The TARDIS is up and downy stuff in a big blue box.
Idris : Yes, that's me. A type 40 TARDIS. I was already a museum piece when you were young. And the first time you touched my console, you said...
The Doctor : I said you were the most beautiful thing I'd ever known.
Idris : Then you stole me. And I stole you.
The Doctor : [pauses] I borrowed you.
Idris : Borrowing implies the eventual intention to return the thing that it was taken. What makes you think I would ever give you back?
The Doctor : [Slowly turns and looks suspiciously at her] You're the TARDIS.
Idris : Yes!
The Doctor : My TARDIS!
Idris : My Doctor! Oh, we have now reached to the point of the conversation where you open the lock.
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House : Doctor! I did not expect you.
The Doctor : Well, that's me all over, isn't it? Lovely old unexpected me!
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The Doctor : What did she say?
Rory Williams : "The only water in the forest is the river." She said we'd need to know that someday. It doesn't make sense, does it?
The Doctor : Not yet.
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The Doctor : I... I really don't know what to do!
[pauses, then smiles]
The Doctor : That's a new feeling!
[smacks himself and starts running]
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The Doctor : I should put you in a new bedroom; you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Amy Pond : OK, Doctor, this time can we lose the bunk beds?
The Doctor : No, bunk beds are cool. A bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!
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The Doctor : Look at my girl, look at her go! Bigger on the inside! See, House, that's your problem: size of a planet but inside you are just... so... small!
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Rory Williams : How's it going under there?
The Doctor : Yeah, just putting a firewall around the matrix. Almost done.
Amy Pond : Are you going to make her talk again?
The Doctor : Can't.
Rory Williams : Why not?
Amy Pond : It's spacey-wacey, isn't it?
The Doctor : Actually, it's because the Time Lords discovered that if you take an eleventh dimensional matrix and fold it into a mechanical...
Rory Williams : [shorts out two wires showering the Doctor with sparks] .
The Doctor : [shouting] I... Yes, it's spacey-wacey!
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The Doctor : [talking about the Corsair, a Time Lord he once knew] Fantastic bloke. He had that snake as a tattoo in every regeneration. Didn't feel like himself unless he had the tattoo. Or herself, a couple of times. Ooh, she was a bad girl.