Friends with Kids (2011)

Jennifer Westfeldt: Julie Keller

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• Jason Fryman : Slow painful death by disease... or watching the love of your life die a slow painful death by disease?

  Julie Keller : A. Definitely A. Much worse to be without the person you love than to have a slow painful death.

  [...] 

  Julie Keller : You?

  Jason Fryman : Oh, B.

  Julie Keller : Really? You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully?

  Jason Fryman : Well, it wouldn't be awesome, but better them than me. Got a lot of good years left.

• Jason Fryman : Ah, she'll be fine. She's gotta great

  [looks under the comforter] 

  Jason Fryman : sense of humour.

  Julie Keller : You're such an asshole.

  Jason Fryman : I know.

• Jason Fryman : Look, we really wanna have a kid.

  Julie Keller : Yeah.

  Jason Fryman : We just don't want to subject that kid to our tragic marriage.

  Leslie : Our tragic marriage?

  Jason Fryman : No, OUR

  [indicating Julie and himself] 

  Jason Fryman : tragic marriage.

  Julie Keller : The one we would have.

  Jason Fryman : Us.

  Julie Keller : I mean see, we-we, um, we just, you know we don't wanna fall in-in the trap that most of our friends have...

  [realises that she is saying the right thing in front of the wrong persons] 

• Julie Keller : I have heard so much about you, I feel like I know you. I've two of your thongs in my apartment.

  [Awkward pause] 

  Julie Keller : I washed them.

• Julie Keller : Tell me that you will be 100% committed to this , half the time.