Friends with Kids (2011)

Adam Scott: Jason Fryman

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• Jason Fryman : You think that we don't love each other? You know, I have loved this girl for nineteen years, Ben. That is fully half my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she's in when she wakes up in the morning - always happy, ready for the day. Can you imagine? I know that she is honest; she won't even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature. She always buys a second ticket. Always. I know that we have the same values, we have the same taste, we have the same sense of humor. I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit. I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, she would like me to unplug her - and I will. I know her position on just about everything, and I am on board. I am on board with everything about her, so you tell me, Ben. What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child?

• Jason Fryman : Please, please, just let me fuck the shit out of you right now. And if you're not convinced afterwards that I am into you in every possible way a person can be into another person, then I promise I will never try to kiss you, or fuck you, or impregnate you ever again, as long as I live.

• Ben : So, why didn't you guys ever even try to get together?

  Jason Fryman : It's too much familiarity. It's like she's one of my limbs.

  Ben : And that's bad, because...?

  Jason Fryman : Because I hate myself.

• Jason Fryman : Slow painful death by disease... or watching the love of your life die a slow painful death by disease?

  Julie Keller : A. Definitely A. Much worse to be without the person you love than to have a slow painful death.

  [...] 

  Julie Keller : You?

  Jason Fryman : Oh, B.

  Julie Keller : Really? You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully?

  Jason Fryman : Well, it wouldn't be awesome, but better them than me. Got a lot of good years left.

• Jason Fryman : Julie, I love you, so much, as a friend.

• Jason Fryman : Ah, she'll be fine. She's gotta great

  [looks under the comforter] 

  Jason Fryman : sense of humour.

  Julie Keller : You're such an asshole.

  Jason Fryman : I know.

• Jason Fryman : Look, we really wanna have a kid.

  Julie Keller : Yeah.

  Jason Fryman : We just don't want to subject that kid to our tragic marriage.

  Leslie : Our tragic marriage?

  Jason Fryman : No, OUR

  [indicating Julie and himself] 

  Jason Fryman : tragic marriage.

  Julie Keller : The one we would have.

  Jason Fryman : Us.

  Julie Keller : I mean see, we-we, um, we just, you know we don't wanna fall in-in the trap that most of our friends have...

  [realises that she is saying the right thing in front of the wrong persons] 

• Jason Fryman : But, I never heard from you because you were fucking Dirk Diggler.