- Nathan Young: It's much easier to humiliate, degrade and just generally shit all over someone than it is to admit that you love them!
- Nathan Young: [thinks] He completes me.
- Kelly Bailey: Er, that's from Jerry Maguire.
- Nathan Young: I know. I watched it four times last night. It's like he's Tom, and I'm Renee, and somebody else is that weird speccy kid.
- Simon Bellamy: You think I risked my life travelling through the dimensions of time so I could sniff your knickers?
- Alisha Daniels: I don't know, did you?
- Simon Bellamy: No.
- Nathan Young: I was staring into those big, beautiful eyes. He's like a... he's like a handsome shark.
- Simon Bellamy: Why are you being so nice to me?
- Alisha Daniels: I can be nice... Look, if I've ever been a bitch to you, I'm sorry.
- Simon Bellamy: I've never thought you were a bitch. Sometimes I think it's difficult for beautiful girls. People don't see past their looks.
- Nathan Young: It's just so hard when you're so cute, and I'm so horny, and there's only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.
- Nathan Young: Maybe he knows I missed lunch.
- [Curtis scoffs]
- Nathan Young: What, you've got a better idea, have you?
- Curtis Donovan: Anything would be better than that.
- Alisha Daniels: You and me? Seriously? How is that ever gonna happen?
- Simon Bellamy: You fall in love with me.
- Alisha Daniels: Does something happen to us? Am I gonna die?
- Simon Bellamy: I'm not going to let that happen.
- Simon Bellamy: You think I risked my life travelling through the dimensions of time so I could sniff your knickers?
- Alisha Daniels: Were you sniffing my knickers?
- Simon Bellamy: You think I risked my life travelling through the dimensions of time so I could sniff your knickers?
- Alisha Daniels: I've never thanked you. I wanted you to know. Thanks.
- Simon Bellamy: Why are you being so nice to me?
- Alisha Daniels: I can be nice. Sometimes. Look, if I've ever been a bitch to you... I'm sorry.
- Simon Bellamy: I've never thought you're a bitch. Sometimes I think it's difficult for beautiful girls. People don't see past their looks.
- Simon Bellamy: We should set up a password that we can say to each other so we know it's us.
- Nathan Young: 'Monkey slut'!
- Alisha Daniels: We're not having 'monkey slut' as a password.
- Nathan Young: What are the chances of that being brought up in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?