Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2010)

Iwan Rheon: Simon Bellamy

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• Simon Bellamy : You expect me to tell you anything after how you've treated me? After all the names you've called me?

  Nathan : What names?

  Simon Bellamy : Weird kid. Panty sniffer. Virgin. Freak. Twat. Pervert. Paedophile... Melon fucker! I just want to be your friend.

  Nathan : Sure, man.

• Simon Bellamy : We should set up a password, then we can say it to each other so we know it's us.

  Nathan : Monkeyslut!

  Alisha : We're not having Monkeyslut as a password.

  Nathan : What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?

  Kelly : Awww, just go with it... Monkeyslut!

  Nathan : [pumps fist]  Yeeeaahhhh!

• Curtis Donovan : It's a wind-up. Who uses a paper aeroplane?

  Kelly : Well, whoever it is, they're going to get a slap.

  Simon Bellamy : I - I don't think you should slap them.

  Curtis Donovan : To her, that's like saying hello.

  Kelly : Are you trying to say something, yeah?

  Curtis Donovan : No...

• Curtis Donovan : [holding bat to Nathan's face]  Say another word. I dare you. Do it!

  Nathan Young : [guffaws]  I didn't do anything... be angry with him.

  Simon Bellamy : [stuttering]  ... I-I didn't know what was happening... she-she just... and then she... before I knew it, she was...

  Nathan Young : Sucking your cock!

• Simon Bellamy : Do you like food?

  Alisha : Do I like food?

  Simon Bellamy : I mean, eating. We could go for a pizza, and some garlic dough balls.

  Alisha : Are you asking me out?

  Simon Bellamy : [nods]  I think about you. Not just since you...

  Alisha : You think about me? Have you been wanking over me? If you wank over someone, wank over Kelly, yeah? Freak.

  Simon Bellamy : Why are you doing this to me?