- Emma Thompson: [speaking about her father] He died when he was pretty much my age - he was 52 when he died - and so the thought of him...
- Emma Thompson: [to the audience, motioning as if smoking a cigarette] it was the fags what got him...
- Craig Ferguson: [chuckling, explaining to the audience] Yeah, yeah, but - we, we call them cigarettes here, but we know what you mean.
- Emma Thompson: I started smoking, you know...
- [as laughter rolls through the audience, she waves her hands and rolls her eyes in good-natured embarrassment]
- Craig Ferguson: [laughingly trying to calm the audience] Relax... relax...
- Craig Ferguson: [in mock horror, posing as a fey outraged viewer] *What* did she say?
- Emma Thompson: [rolling her eyes] He went - he went...
- Craig Ferguson: It's all right...
- Emma Thompson: [in a mock melodramatic "recollection" of her father's death] He went to the Isle of Wight... they *stoned* him...
- [laughter again fills the audience]