Interview with the Vampire (TV Series)

...The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood with All a Child's Demanding (2022)

Bailey Bass: Claudia

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• Claudia : It's funnier when they fight in French. And, diary, you'd think a girl whose mama died in childbirth, whose daddy gave her away to a mean old auntie who beat her 'cause no one said she couldn't, who died in a fire but came back by the blood magic of two demons, well, you'd think that girl wouldn't know what funny was. But you'd be wrong, diary. And if I told you, dumb diary, that that same girl was being raised to kill like her two demon parents did, to take two souls a day so she can stay in the same flat-chested, hairless-crotched, 14-year-old baby doll body as her mind and spirit turn 19, 20, 25, 63, 358, you dumb, dumb diary, I'd bet you'd say to anyone who'd listen, 'Fun? Fun? How does she even get up in the morning?' Well, let me tell you something, you stuck-up, flower-covered, three-dollar, fancy fuckin' paper diary, I'm doin' just fine. And how do I know that? 'Cause the first man I killed called me the Devil, and the last boy I killed, the last boy I'll ever love in this world, called me an angel. So that means I'm on the right path. And that means there's so much more fun out there to have. I'm just gettin' started.

• Claudia : How does it work, love between two men?

  Louis de Pointe du Lac : It works like... I don't know. Works like love.

• Lestat de Lioncourt : Now here's a treat I think you're ready for. This is what the meat calls a 'lover's lane,' and by my estimation, no blood is sweeter. Young people, swollen with passion, denied spirits by this senseless prohibition, park along this lonely stretch to contemplate that most mysterious of mathematical equations -- how one plus one... becomes one.

  Claudia : They come out here to do math?

  Lestat de Lioncourt : You've been too sheltered, my belladonnic beauty.

• Lestat de Lioncourt : Claudia has expressed an interest in going home.

  Grace de Pointe du Lac : It is late for a young lady...

  Claudia : The smell is awful.

  Lestat de Lioncourt : Hmm. Wakes were invented in places where it snows.

• Claudia : How old are you again, Uncle Les?

  Louis de Pointe du Lac : Hundred and sixty.

  Lestat de Lioncourt : A hundred and fifty-nine.