- Jean Parnell: I've been an exchange teacher here for almost a year, but I guess I can't hide my Canadian ancestry.
- Blanche Morton: Oh, that must be very interesting! How does this exchange business work?
- Jean Parnell: It's a very good plan. While I'm here teaching French to American students, one of your teachers is up taking my place with my French-Canadian children.
- Gracie Allen: Well, that sounds like a nice change for your French-Canadian children, but how does your wife like it?
- Jean Parnell: What?
- Gracie Allen: Well, just when your family gets used to this other man, why, you'll be back!
- Blanche Morton: What's wrong with my figure?
- Harry Morton: I don't want to give you a hasty answer, Blanche. May I have an hour to assemble my notes?
- Blanche Morton: Do you remember the quarrel we got into before we were married?
- Harry Morton: Mmm-hmm. When will it ever end?
- Gracie Allen: One time my uncle ran away at 9 to join the circus.
- George Burns: At 9?
- Gracie Allen: Yes, but he missed his wife and children so much that at 9:30 he was home again.
- Harry von Zell: It's funny, I've never heard you mention her before. Is she an old friend of yours?
- Gracie Allen: No, she's younger than I am, but I like her in spite of it.