- [first lines]
- Gracie Allen: [finishing breakfast at the kitchen table] Did you enjoy your breakfast?
- George Burns: Delicious.
- Gracie Allen: Would you like some more eggs, Dear?
- George Burns: [extending his cup to Gracie] No, thanks. How about some coffee?
- Gracie Allen: [peering into George's cup] Oh, thanks - but you hardly have enough for yourself.
- Pete: Can I ask you a question - confidentially?
- George Burns: Sure.
- Pete: Who married you to Mrs. Burns?
- George Burns: A judge. Why?
- Pete: You should have demanded a jury.