George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : I've been trying to make a call for the last hour and somebody is using our telephone.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, it's Blanche.

  George Burns : I'm gonna lose my temper, hasn't she got one of her own?

  Gracie Allen : Oh yeah, she has a very bad temper, so don't say anything to upset her or she'll never get off the phone.

• George Burns : If Gracie thinks that I believe the barbecue is gonna be at the Vanderlips', she must think I'm a bigger sap than I ever thought she thinks I am.

• George Burns : My hobby is singing - I love to sing! Now there's a hobby that gives me a lot of pleasure. And it costs me nothing but all of my friends.