Resident Alien (TV Series)

Girls' Night (2022)

Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle

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• Harry Vanderspeigle : She wanted me to take over her body last night with my penis, but I did not do that.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : She likes long naps, and it is better than being awake for her real life. Her boss is a bad man.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Yeah, she said something about that.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : He will not bother her again.

  Asta Twelvetrees : What did you do?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : The same thing you would've done if you had the strength of six gorillas. I am glad to be out of her body. People treated it like breakroom yogurt. Even though her name was on it, they felt comfortable molesting it when they were hungry. It is awful being short.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Harry, that's not because she's short. That's being a woman. Welcome to our world.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You mean you all feel the eyes hunting you like a baby deer in the woods just walking down the street?

  Asta Twelvetrees : Yeah, I tried to tell you. You know, next time a woman tries to tell you something, sit down, shut up, and listen. and if you feel the need to say anything, all it needs to be is yes ma'am. Okay?

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Your vagina is like a lab?

• Asta Twelvetrees : You should try putting yourself in other people's shoes.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Ugh! Other people's shoes smell like other people's feet.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I know that I am not as pretty as E.T. I do not have his bulbous football head or his squat Corgi legs or his... platypus feet, but I can be a charming alien when I need to be. Mm, mm, mm.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : The skin on my penis is very clean.

• Asta Twelvetrees : Shit. Shit. Shit

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Right here?

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Of all the gin joints in all the world - this one - is closest to my house.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I would like to go by your work. Maybe you could give me a tour of your lab.

  Carlyn : Oh, I love that you're interested; that's very flattering. But I can't. Security is so tight, not dissimilar to my vagina.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Your vagina is like a lab?

  Carlyn : Yeah. It's - it's tough to get in.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : It is?

  Carlyn : Lots of neat stuff once you're there.